Al: Do you want it?

Ples: Whipped cream? No.

Al: WITH WHIPPED CREAM ON IT?

Ples: Wh-what?

Al: I find this wonderful condiment makes most things taste WAAAAAAY better. I likes it with apple pancakes!

Ples: I’ve never had apple pancakes…

Al: JESUS, I thought you were going to say you’ve never had whipped cream…

Ples: Oh, I’ve had whipped cream. I like it on strudel. A-and other pastries and b-baked goods, I suppose.